Orion Moonsong, celestial eavesdropper extraordinaire…
While we’re all busy with our earthly concerns, this astronomical busybody is up there tuning into the universe’s gossip channel, nodding along as Betelgeuse dishes the dirt on Rigel’s latest supernova fashion disaster or giggling when the Little Dipper shares a joke that’s been traveling across the cosmos for light-years. Talk about having friends in high places—Orion’s social network extends literally billions of miles in every direction!
Each week, Orion shares starry secrets with you, written in their notebook with glittery gel pens and decorated with tiny star stickers. The planets are Orion’s friends, and they tell Orion all sorts of helpful hints to pass along to you!
Your Cosmic Forecast: Week of April 6th, 2025
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The Sun’s sextiling Jupiter today, Aries, so your confidence is dialed up to “I could fight a bear and win”—and honestly, you might try. You’re the spark plug of the zodiac, and everyone’s drawn to your fiery chaos like moths to a flame that’s also holding a megaphone. Venus retrograde in Pisces trining Mars in Cancer is stirring up some romantic heat, so if you’re single, swipe right on someone who can handle your turbo-charged energy—bonus points if they’ve got a fire extinguisher. Coupled? Your partner’s either swooning or ducking for cover as you charge through the day. Avoid picking fights over petty stuff like who ate the last slice of pizza—your horns are sharp, but their “I told you so” is sharper. Channel that energy into something fun, like a spontaneous road trip or arm-wrestling the neighbor’s dog.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Oh, Taurus, you’re in full “luxury hermit” mode today. The Sun and Jupiter are whispering sweet nothings about abundance, making you feel like you deserve a throne made of velvet and chocolate—and honestly, you’re not wrong. You’re radiating calm, cozy vibes, the kind that make people want to curl up next to you with a blanket and zero expectations. Venus retrograde, though, is side-eyeing your wallet, begging you not to drop $300 on that artisanal candle that smells like “forest tears.” Spoiler alert: You’ll buy it anyway, because Jupiter’s got you convinced you’re secretly a billionaire. Mars in Cancer adds a sensual twist—think less “wild night out” and more “feeding each other dessert in bed.” Just don’t get too comfy; someone might ask you to leave the couch, and we all know that’s a war crime in your book.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, your brain’s a pinball machine today, and the Sun-Jupiter combo is racking up bonus points for every clever quip you toss out. You’re the king or queen of brunch banter, dazzling friends with your wit—or spiraling into a rant about how pigeons are government spies (you’re not wrong). Venus retrograde trining Mars is sparking some flirty chaos—your idea of romance might be sending a string of unhinged memes at 2 a.m., followed by a voice note explaining your latest obsession. If someone’s brave enough to flirt back, they’ll need a PhD in Gemini to keep up. Watch out for foot-in-mouth moments; your tongue’s sharper than a guillotine, and not everyone’s ready for the chop. Lean into the chaos—it’s your superpower.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Mars in your sign is turning you into a crab with a caffeine buzz, Cancer, ready to defend your shell or pinch anyone who dares interrupt your vibe. Meanwhile, Venus retrograde in Pisces has you drowning in feels—cue the waterworks over that rom-com you’ve seen 12 times (yes, The Notebook still hits). The Sun sextiling Jupiter says it’s a prime day for self-care, so build a blanket fort, stock it with snacks, and declare it a no-drama zone. Someone might knock—could be a friend, could be a delivery guy with pizza—don’t claw them unless they’re rude about it. Romance is simmering, but you’re too busy nurturing your soul to notice. Pro tip: Save the tears for something worth it, like running out of ice cream.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Bow down, peasants—Leo’s strutting into April 6 like it’s Oscar night, and the Sun sextiling Jupiter is your personal spotlight operator. You’re radiating main-character energy, tossing your mane and basking in the applause (real or imagined). Everyone’s drawn to your roar today, whether you’re cracking jokes or just existing fabulously. Venus retrograde trining Mars hints at romance, but it’s a minefield—don’t stage a dramatic love confession unless you’ve rehearsed the script, because awkward silence isn’t your forte. If you’re single, flirt like you’re auditioning for a rom-com; if coupled, dazzle your partner with your charm (and maybe a crown). Save the hair-flips for Instagram—the likes will roll in like a standing ovation.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
The Sun and Jupiter are sneaking some rare sunshine into your overanalyzing soul today, Virgo, and it’s throwing you off—did you just feel… hope? You’re tempted to organize it into a color-coded binder, but Venus retrograde trining Mars has other plans, nudging you toward a steamy moment. Problem is, you’ll probably pause mid-kiss to critique their technique or suggest a better angle. Relax, control freak—not every moment needs a five-star review. The stars say it’s a good day to loosen up, maybe even skip the to-do list (gasp!). If someone calls you out on your perfectionism, just blame Mercury—it’s your cosmic scapegoat. Enjoy the chaos; it’s messier than your sock drawer, but twice as fun.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, you’re a social butterfly on a sugar rush today, thanks to the Sun and Jupiter turning your charm dial to “irresistible.” You’re juggling friends, flirts, and maybe a mimosa or two, all while looking effortlessly fabulous. Venus retrograde in Pisces, though, might dredge up an ex sliding into your DMs with a pathetic “u up?”—swerve that trainwreck unless they’re bringing tacos and an apology. Mars in Cancer adds a tender vibe, so you might actually say yes to cuddles over chaos. Your mission? Keep the scales balanced—don’t tip into drama or ghost everyone for a nap (tempting as it is). You’re the zodiac’s diplomat; work that magic.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Mars in Cancer’s got your sting dialed up, Scorpio, making you a walking intensity bomb—perfect for brooding in a dark corner or plotting petty revenge on that barista who botched your latte. Venus retrograde in Pisces softens the edges, though, turning your glare into a smolder that could melt ice caps. The Sun sextiling Jupiter says lighten up a bit—maybe don’t hex your neighbor for breathing too loud. Romance is on the table, but you’ll seduce with mystery, not small talk (who has time for that?). If someone crosses you, they’ll regret it by Monday; if they charm you, they might survive the weekend. Play it cool—you’re too hot to handle anyway.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Jupiter’s your cosmic BFF today, Sag, pumping you full of optimism and turning you into the life of the party—even if the party’s just you, your cat, and a bag of chips. The Sun’s cheering from the sidelines, making every wild idea (skydiving? Adopting a llama?) sound genius. Venus retrograde trining Mars throws a flirty curveball—your archery skills are on point, but aim carefully or you’ll end up in a “what are we?” spiral by Monday. Adventure calls, whether it’s a last-minute road trip or a heated debate about pineapple on pizza. Keep it light; the universe is your playground, not your courtroom.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re plotting world domination as usual, Capricorn, but the Sun sextiling Jupiter is sneaking in some rogue fun vibes—did you just laugh at a meme instead of filing taxes? Wild. Venus retrograde trining Mars hints at a steamy encounter, but you’ll probably pencil it in for “after 6 p.m., post-meeting.” Your ambition’s still running the show, but the stars say loosen the tie and enjoy the ride—maybe even skip the quarterly review of your life goals (for once). If someone tries to drag you into their mess, delegate it back; you’re too busy being the zodiac’s CEO. Bonus: Your dry wit’s a hit today—deploy it wisely.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
The Sun and Jupiter are sparking your quirky genius today, Aquarius, so expect to invent something brilliant—like a robot that texts your excuses—or just baffle everyone with your hot take on parallel universes. Venus retrograde in Pisces softens your aloof edges, making you almost… huggable (gasp!). Mars in Cancer adds a dash of passion, so you might actually flirt instead of sending a link to your latest manifesto. It’s a rare day when your heart and head align—use it to connect, not just to confuse. If someone calls you weird, own it; normal’s overrated, and you’re basically a galactic treasure.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Venus retrograde in your sign has you floating through April 6 like a dreamy sea nymph, Pisces, lost in a haze of glitter and nostalgia—did you just write a poem about your coffee? Mars in Cancer cranks up the passion, turning your mermaid vibes into something more pirate-y (think stealing kisses, not just rum). The Sun sextiling Jupiter sprinkles luck on your daydreams, so lean into it—maybe don’t sob into your cereal if your ex doesn’t text, though. You’re too mystical for their nonsense. Romance is simmering, creativity’s flowing, and the world’s your oyster—crack it open and make it weird.
