Orion Moonsong, celestial eavesdropper extraordinaire…
While we’re all busy with our earthly concerns, this astronomical busybody is up there tuning into the universe’s gossip channel, nodding along as Betelgeuse dishes the dirt on Rigel’s latest supernova fashion disaster or giggling when the Little Dipper shares a joke that’s been traveling across the cosmos for light-years. Talk about having friends in high places—Orion’s social network extends literally billions of miles in every direction!
Each week, Orion shares starry secrets with you, written in their notebook with glittery gel pens and decorated with tiny star stickers. The planets are Orion’s friends, and they tell Orion all sorts of helpful hints to pass along to you!
Buckle up—here’s your starry-eyed guide to love, with all the juicy details you could want!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, your love life’s blazing like a bonfire at a music festival this week, and you’re the headliner. Mars, your ruling planet, is pumping you with fiery confidence, making you irresistible to anyone within a 10-mile radius. Singles, expect a meet-cute that feels straight out of a rom-com—maybe at the gym when you “accidentally” drop a dumbbell (careful, though, aim for charm, not chaos). That barista with the killer smile or the X user who keeps liking your spicy takes? They’re vibing with your energy, so make a bold move—ask for their number or send a cheeky DM by Wednesday. Couples, your partner’s craving your wild side, so ditch the Netflix routine and plan a spontaneous adventure—think rooftop cocktails or a late-night drive with a playlist that screams “us.” Watch out for your impulsive streak, though; an argument over who controls the aux cord could escalate if you don’t cool your jets. Channel that passion into a flirty wink or a stolen kiss instead of a turf war. Pro tip: Wear something red on Friday—it’ll amplify your magnetic mojo.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, Venus is serving you a gourmet love platter, and you’re ready to indulge like it’s a five-star buffet. Your earthy sensuality is cranked up, making you the zodiac’s coziest catch. Singles, someone’s been eyeing you—maybe the coworker who always compliments your lunch or the stranger who “accidentally” bumped into you at the farmer’s market. Say yes to that dinner invite by Saturday; a shared tiramisu could lead to lingering glances and maybe a second date. If you’re on X, keep an eye out for a foodie’s flirty comment on your latest post—could be a recipe for romance. Couples, your partner’s falling hard for your nurturing vibes, so lean into it with a home-cooked meal or a cozy picnic under the stars. Venus whispers for you to pamper each other—think massages or a bubble bath for two. Just don’t let your stubborn side turn a small disagreement into a Cold War over who forgot to buy milk. Pro tip: Spritz on a warm, vanilla-scented fragrance to seal the romantic deal.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, your wit’s sharper than a stand-up comedian’s punchline, and Mercury’s got you flirting like a pro. Singles, you’re juggling admirers like a circus star—expect a charming stranger to slide into your DMs or a coworker to finally admit they’ve been crushing on your quick quips. A casual coffee date midweek could turn into a three-hour flirt-fest, but don’t overcommit; your calendar’s already a Tetris board of plans. If you’re swiping or scrolling X, your clever replies will catch someone’s eye—maybe the one who retweets your memes with heart-eyes emojis. Couples, your partner’s craving your full attention, so put down the phone (yes, even during that viral X thread) and plan a date that sparks conversation—like a trivia night or a flirty debate over pizza. Mercury’s retrograde shadow might stir miscommunications, so clarify before you assume they meant “I hate your face” instead of “I ate your fries.” Pro tip: Drop a playful compliment on Thursday—it’ll keep the sparks flying.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, your heart’s a glowing lighthouse, and the Moon’s making your emotional waters shimmer with romance. Singles, stop retreating into your cozy crab shell—someone’s dying to dive into your depths. A virtual hangout, poetry reading, or beach walk could spark a soulful connection, especially around Tuesday when the Moon’s in your favor. If you’re on X, a heartfelt post about your feelings might attract a kindred spirit who slides into your replies with a sweet message. Couples, your nurturing superpowers are making your partner feel like they’ve won the love lottery. Plan a sentimental date—like recreating your first meal together or building a pillow fort for a movie marathon. Just watch for moody tides; if you’re feeling extra sensitive, talk it out instead of pinching with a passive-aggressive comment. Pro tip: Gift your partner (or crush) a small token, like a handwritten note or a seashell—it’ll melt their heart.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, the Sun’s got you shining brighter than a disco ball, and love’s your red carpet this week. Singles, your charisma’s pulling in admirers like you’re dropping Oscar-worthy one-liners. A bold move—like flirting with that hottie at the bar or sending a spicy DM to your X crush—could lead to a date by Friday. Don’t be surprised if someone slides into your mentions with a fire emoji; you’re that magnetic. Couples, your partner’s eating up your larger-than-life energy, so plan a grand gesture—think surprise tickets to a concert or a candlelit dinner where you’re the dessert. The Sun’s boosting your confidence, but don’t let it tip into arrogance; nobody wants a lion who roars over their partner’s feelings. Keep the spotlight shared, and you’ll both bask in the glow. Pro tip: Rock a bold outfit on Saturday—gold accessories or a vibrant shirt will make you irresistible.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, your precision’s a love magnet, and Mercury’s sharpening your romantic radar. Singles, you’re noticing every detail—like the way that cute stranger’s smile quirks or how their X bio screams “your type.” A low-key meetup, like a bookstore browse or a coffee run, could spark something real by midweek. Don’t overanalyze their text response time; a simple “wanna grab a drink?” will cut through the noise. Couples, your practical magic’s making your partner swoon—think organizing their desk and leaving a flirty Post-it note. Plan a date that’s both thoughtful and fun, like a cooking class or a hike with a picnic. Mercury’s nudging you to open up, so share your feelings instead of alphabetizing the spice rack during a heart-to-heart. Pro tip: Wear something crisp and clean (you know you love it) to boost your confidence on date night.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, Venus is your personal stylist, making you the zodiac’s smoothest operator. Singles, your charm’s a superpower at parties, virtual hangouts, or even X threads—expect a flirty exchange with someone who loves your balanced vibe. A museum trip or wine tasting could turn a casual meet into a romantic masterpiece by Sunday. If you’re scrolling X, a witty reply to a post about art or love might catch a cutie’s eye. Couples, harmony’s your love language, so plan a date that screams “us”—think stargazing with a shared blanket or a DIY cocktail night. Venus warns against indecision, so don’t spend three hours debating dinner plans; pick a spot and let the romance flow. Pro tip: Flash your signature smile on Friday—it’s your secret weapon for sealing the deal.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, your intensity’s a sultry siren song, and Pluto’s making love feel like a high-stakes thriller. Singles, a mysterious stranger—maybe someone from X who’s been liking your cryptic posts—could spark a connection that’s equal parts electric and enigmatic. Play it cool with a flirty text or a late-night chat, but don’t go full detective mode; let the mystery unfold naturally. Couples, your passion’s off the charts—plan a steamy night in with candles or a deep convo that strips away the surface. A jealous vibe might creep in if you’re feeling insecure, so trust your partner instead of snooping their phone. Mars adds extra heat, so channel it into seduction, not suspicion. Pro tip: Wear something dark and alluring on Thursday—your vibe will be pure catnip.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, Jupiter’s fueling your wanderlust, and love’s the ultimate adventure this week. Singles, your free-spirit energy’s attracting someone who’s down for spontaneous fun—think a last-minute road trip or a flirty dance-off at a bar. If you’re on X, a travel-loving follower might spark a connection with a comment on your latest wanderlust post. Make your move by Wednesday; your optimism’s contagious. Couples, shake up the routine with a wild date—maybe a hiking trail or a karaoke night where you belt out a duet. Your blunt honesty’s a turn-on, but soften it with some sweet talk to avoid bruising feelings. Pro tip: Plan an outdoor date on Saturday—fresh air and your infectious laugh will keep the sparks flying.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, Saturn’s got your love life looking like a solid 401(k)—stable, promising, and ready for growth. Singles, someone reliable (maybe a coworker or a friend-of-a-friend) is noticing your ambitious glow. A low-key date, like a coffee shop chat or a museum stroll, could spark serious chemistry by Friday. If you’re on X, a practical post about goals might attract a like-minded crush. Couples, your steady vibe’s making your partner feel secure, so lean into it with a date that’s both romantic and productive—think a vision board session or a cozy dinner with future-talk. Don’t let workaholic tendencies steal the spotlight; love’s worth clocking out early for. Pro tip: Wear something sleek and tailored on date night—your polished look screams “keeper.”
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, Uranus is cranking up your quirky charm, and love’s feeling like a sci-fi rom-com. Singles, an unconventional cutie—maybe a fellow X user who geeks out over your niche interests—could spark a connection at a protest, game night, or virtual trivia. Embrace the weird; a bold “wanna geek out together?” could lead to fireworks. Couples, your partner loves your out-of-the-box energy, so plan a date that’s uniquely “you”—think stargazing with a telescope or a VR gaming sesh. Don’t space out on emotional check-ins; even rebels need to connect heart-to-heart. Pro tip: Share a quirky playlist or meme with your crush or partner on Tuesday—it’ll set the vibe.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, Neptune’s got your dreamy vibes on overdrive, and love’s a magical tide washing over you. Singles, your intuition’s a love compass—trust it when you feel a spark at a poetry slam, art class, or even in an X thread about spirituality. A soulful connection could bloom by Thursday, especially if you lean into your empathetic charm. Couples, your partner’s swooning over your romantic superpowers, so plan a date that’s pure magic—like a sunset picnic or a DIY art night. Don’t let overthinking pull you under; if you’re feeling mushy, say it out loud instead of swimming in your head. Pro tip: Wear something flowy or ocean-inspired on Friday—your ethereal vibe will cast a spell.
