Orion Moonsong, celestial eavesdropper extraordinaire…

While we’re all busy with our earthly concerns, this astronomical busybody is up there tuning into the universe’s gossip channel, nodding along as Betelgeuse dishes the dirt on Rigel’s latest supernova fashion disaster or giggling when the Little Dipper shares a joke that’s been traveling across the cosmos for light-years. Talk about having friends in high places—Orion’s social network extends literally billions of miles in every direction!

Each week, Orion shares starry secrets with you, written in their notebook with glittery gel pens and decorated with tiny star stickers. The planets are Orion’s friends, and they tell Orion all sorts of helpful hints to pass along to you!

Buckle up—here’s your starry-eyed guide to love, with all the juicy details you could want!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries, your love life this week is a fiery rollercoaster—think less Sleepless in Seattle and more Mad Max: Fury Road, but with flirty banter instead of explosions (hopefully). Your impulsive, ram-charging energy is in overdrive, and Venus is tossing romantic curveballs your way faster than you can say, “Wait, did I just agree to a date?” Single Rams, your boldness might land you in a meet-cute worthy of a blockbuster—maybe you’ll lock eyes with someone mid-argument over the jukebox at a bar, or swipe right on a profile that screams “I can keep up with you” (bonus points if they’re into extreme sports or spicy food challenges). Coupled? Surprise your boo with a spontaneous adventure—think late-night tacos or a “Let’s see where this road goes” drive—but don’t let your impatience turn a cozy moment into a debate about who controls the playlist. Pro tip: Your passion is hot, but don’t burn the house down trying to prove a point—keep it playful, not pyro-level chaotic.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus, you’re living your best rom-com life this week, starring as the grounded-yet-luxurious lead who deserves a velvet rope and a personal sommelier. Your love for the finer things—think cashmere throws, artisanal chocolate, and naps as a love language—is pulling admirers into your orbit like moths to a designer candle. Single Bulls, you might catch someone’s eye while sipping a $12 latte or debating the merits of truffle oil at a farmer’s market—play it cool, and don’t scare them off with your ten-year plan to own a vineyard. Coupled? Treat your partner to a night of indulgence: a five-course takeout feast, a bubble bath for two, or a massage that says “I adore you” without words (because you’re too comfy to speak). Venus is begging you to lean into the decadence, so don’t skimp—splurge on the good wine, not the gas station rosé. Pro tip: Romance thrives on sharing, so maybe let them have the last macaron (or at least half).

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini, your love life’s a whirlwind of witty one-liners and plot twists this week—like a sitcom where you’re the charming lead who can’t stop talking (or texting). Your dual nature has you juggling flirtations like a pro, but Mercury’s influence means your inbox is a minefield of “Hey, you up?” and “Oops, wrong chat” moments. Single? Your sharp tongue could snag a date at a trivia night—dazzle them with your obscure knowledge of ‘90s boy bands, but don’t overdo it and turn into a human podcast. Coupled? Keep your partner on their toes with a quirky surprise: a scavenger hunt around the house, a flirty haiku slipped into their lunch, or a debate about whether aliens would make good wingmen. Pro tip: Your charm is your superpower, but mixed signals are your kryptonite—stick to one vibe, or you’ll leave everyone (including yourself) confused.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer, you’re the emotional MVP of the zodiac this week, serving up nurturing vibes so cozy they’d make a weighted blanket jealous. The moon’s got your heart in a sentimental chokehold, and your knack for caring is drawing admirers like a moth to a porch light on a summer night. Single Crabs, don’t sleep on that cutie who keeps liking your Instagram Stories of your cat in a tiny hat—they might be worth a coffee date (or at least a pet playdate). Coupled? Go full rom-com with a night in: cook your partner’s favorite comfort food (mac ‘n’ cheese counts), build a pillow fort, and cue up a playlist that screams “I’m soft for you.” Just don’t overanalyze their “k” response to your 500-word text novel. Pro tip: Your intuition is spot-on, so trust it—but maybe don’t cry into the soup if they forget to say “I love you” back.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Bow down, Leo—your love life is a sold-out show this week, and you’re the dazzling headliner stealing hearts with every hair flip. The sun’s boosting your natural magnetism, so whether you’re single or coupled, all eyes are on you (and your perfectly curated Instagram grid). Single Lions, strut into a social scene—think rooftop party or open mic night—and watch someone swoon over your rendition of “Sweet Caroline” or your ability to command a room without breaking a sweat. Coupled? Spoil your partner with a grand gesture: a candlelit dinner where you’re the chef, a dance-off in the living room, or a photoshoot where you’re both serving looks. Pro tip: You thrive in the spotlight, but don’t hog it—let your boo bask in your glow, or they might start rooting for the understudy.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo, your love life’s a masterclass in precision this week—like a rom-com where the hero’s to-do list includes “Fall in love by 5 p.m.” and “Organize spice rack.” Your detail-oriented nature is your secret weapon, making you the MVP of thoughtful gestures and flawless date plans. Single? Your knack for fixing things (like that awkward silence at a party) could catch someone’s eye—maybe they’ll fall for you while you’re alphabetizing their vinyl collection. Coupled? Wow your partner with a practical-yet-romantic move: debug their laptop before movie night, or plan a picnic where every sandwich is labeled and every napkin is folded just so. Venus says loosen up a bit—perfection’s great, but a little mess can be sexy too. Pro tip: Ditch the checklist for a night and say yes to something wild, like karaoke or a 2 a.m. taco run.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libra, you’re the zodiac’s resident flirt this week, gliding through love like it’s a choreographed dance scene—graceful, harmonious, and with just enough sass to keep it interesting. Venus is your VIP pass to romance, so expect hearts to flutter wherever you go. Single? Your diplomatic charm could turn a casual coffee chat into a “So, when’s our next date?” moment—just don’t agonize over picking the perfect spot for three hours. Coupled? Sweep your partner off their feet with a balanced date night: a scenic evening walk followed by a board game where you let them win (or at least don’t gloat too hard). Pro tip: Indecision is your Achilles’ heel—commit to a plan, or you’ll spend the whole week asking, “What do you want to do?”

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio, your love life’s a sultry thriller this week—think Basic Instinct vibes, but with fewer ice picks and more smoldering eye contact. Your intensity is dialed up, and your mysterious aura is pulling people in like a moth to a dimly lit speakeasy. Single? You might lock souls with someone over a late-night convo about conspiracy theories or a shared love for true-crime docs—keep it intriguing, not interrogative. Coupled? Dive deep with your partner: a stargazing sesh with whispered secrets, or a spicy debate about who’d survive a zombie apocalypse (hint: it’s you). Pluto’s nudging you to trust, so ease up on the detective work. Pro tip: Passion is your brand, but jealousy’s a buzzkill—don’t turn a flirty text into a courtroom drama.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Saddle up, Sagittarius—your love life’s a wild, globe-trotting adventure this week, and you’re the free-spirited lead who doesn’t need a script. Jupiter’s fueling your wanderlust, so romance could strike anywhere from a dive bar to a spontaneous camping trip. Single Archers, say yes to a random invite—maybe you’ll meet your match belting out “Sweet Home Alabama” at karaoke or bonding over a shared hatred of socks with sandals. Coupled? Drag your partner on a thrill ride: a hike with a killer view, a food truck crawl, or a “Let’s book a cheap flight” gamble. Pro tip: Your optimism is contagious, but don’t overshare your “Top 10 Worst Dates” list before the appetizers arrive.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn, your love life’s a slow-burn success story this week—like a workplace rom-com where the boss falls for the intern (but, you know, less HR paperwork). Your ambition and dry wit are quietly sexy, and someone’s taking notes. Single? A flirty exchange at a coffee shop or a networking Zoom could turn into “So, drinks later?”—just don’t schedule the date like it’s a board meeting. Coupled? Show your partner you’re invested: tackle a home project together, or plan a date that’s equal parts practical and romantic, like a cooking class where you nail the soufflé. Saturn’s keeping you steady, but a little goofiness won’t ruin your rep. Pro tip: Loosen the tie—love’s not a performance review.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius, you’re the quirky wildcard of love this week, starring in an indie romance where the plot’s weird and the chemistry’s electric. Your offbeat charm—think random facts about quantum physics or a playlist of theremin covers—is your dating superpower. Single? A date at a retro arcade or a protest-turned-meet-cute could spark something unexpected—embrace the chaos. Coupled? Keep it fresh with your partner: build a pillow fort for a UFO documentary marathon, or prank them with a fake alien invasion text (then kiss it better). Uranus is throwing curveballs, so roll with it. Pro tip: Your independence rocks, but don’t ghost mid-date to chase a conspiracy theory.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, you’re floating through a dreamy love haze this week, with Neptune turning your life into a pastel-colored rom-com complete with a soft-focus filter. Your compassion and creativity are magnetic—think less “swipe right” and more “soulmate scribbled in a notebook.” Single Fish, you might meet someone at a poetry open mic or while petting the same dog at the park—let your heart lead, but don’t propose by date two. Coupled? Woo your partner with a mushy gesture: paint them a watercolor, write a song about their smile, or slow-dance in the kitchen to lo-fi beats. Pro tip: Your intuition’s on fire, but don’t drift into la-la land—reply to that text before they think you’ve joined a mermaid cult.

There you have it—an expanded cosmic roadmap to your love life, packed with humor, heart, and a dash of starry-eyed sass. May your week be filled with flirty laughs and swoon-worthy moments! – Orion