Orion Moonsong, celestial eavesdropper extraordinaire…

While we’re all busy with our earthly concerns, this astronomical busybody is up there tuning into the universe’s gossip channel, nodding along as Betelgeuse dishes the dirt on Rigel’s latest supernova fashion disaster or giggling when the Little Dipper shares a joke that’s been traveling across the cosmos for light-years. Talk about having friends in high places—Orion’s social network extends literally billions of miles in every direction!

Each week, Orion shares starry secrets with you, written in their notebook with glittery gel pens and decorated with tiny star stickers. The planets are Orion’s friends, and they tell Orion all sorts of helpful hints to pass along to you!

Weekly Horoscopes: July 27 – August 2, 2025

When the cosmos gets chatty and you’re here for all the gossip

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Theme: “Ready, Fire, Aim… Wait, That’s Backwards”

Mercury’s doing the cha-cha in your communication sector, so expect your texts to be either pure poetry or complete gibberish—no in-between. That random idea you had at 3 AM? Actually brilliant. Write it down before you forget it exists, like that gym membership you bought in January.

Love & Relationships: Someone’s going to challenge your opinions this week, and instead of seeing red, you might actually see their point. Revolutionary! If you’re single, that person who keeps accidentally bumping into you at the coffee shop isn’t that clumsy—they’re strategically clumsy. If you’re coupled, plan a spontaneous adventure, even if it’s just exploring a new grocery store.

Career & Money: Your boss notices your initiative, probably because you’re the only one actually taking any. A financial opportunity comes disguised as extra work—investigate before you dismiss it. Your impulsive Amazon purchases are about to pay off in an unexpected way.

Health & Wellness: Your energy levels are through the roof, which is great until you crash at 3 PM wondering why you reorganized your entire closet at 6 AM. Channel that fire energy into something productive, like actually using that expensive blender collecting dust.

Lucky Numbers: 7, 15, 23 Power Color: Electric orange Cosmic Advice: Sometimes the best path forward is sideways.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Theme: “Slow and Steady Wins the Race (And Also Netflix)”

Venus is sprinkling fairy dust on your financial sector, which means you might actually check your bank account without crying. A slow-cooked opportunity is simmering—resist the urge to crank up the heat. Good things come to those who wait, and you’ve practically mastered the art of strategic procrastination.

Love & Relationships: Comfort is sexy this week. Someone appreciates your ability to create cozy vibes and might want to permanently relocate to your living room. If you’re in a relationship, cook together—it’s basically foreplay for earth signs. Single? Your next love interest might be hiding in your regular haunts.

Career & Money: That investment you made (time, money, or emotional) is about to show returns. Your reputation for reliability opens doors you didn’t even know were locked. A colleague needs your steady hand to guide them through chaos—be the lighthouse.

Health & Wellness: Your body is asking for consistency, not intensity. That fancy workout routine can wait; right now it’s about sustainable habits. Your skin is glowing if you’ve been drinking enough water, or plotting revenge if you haven’t.

Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 28 Power Color: Sage green Cosmic Advice: The tortoise doesn’t just win—it enjoys the scenery.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Theme: “Multiple Choice, All Answers Correct”

Your ruling planet Mercury is throwing a house party in your identity zone, so prepare for multiple personality disorder—but make it fashion. You’ll change your mind about something important at least seven times this week. Plot twist: they’re all equally valid options.

Love & Relationships: Conversations are your superpower right now. You could probably talk someone into believing Tuesday is a weekend if you wanted to. Deep discussions lead to deeper connections. That person you’ve been texting with? Time to hear their actual voice.

Career & Money: Your networking skills are legendary this week. Someone you met in passing becomes surprisingly important to your future plans. Multiple income streams are calling your name—your diverse interests finally become profitable.

Health & Wellness: Your mind is a beautiful, chaotic pinball machine right now. Meditation might help, or it might just give you more things to think about. Physical activity that involves coordination (dancing, tennis, juggling) will satisfy your need for mental stimulation.

Lucky Numbers: 3, 11, 33 Power Color: Curious yellow Cosmic Advice: You don’t have to pick just one—variety is your virtue.

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Theme: “Emotional Intelligence Meets Practical Magic”

Happy birthday season aftermath! The cosmic hangover is real, but Jupiter’s sending you a care package filled with emotional clarity. That thing you’ve been nurturing in secret? Time to let it see sunlight. Yes, even if it’s your sourdough starter named Gerald.

Love & Relationships: Your empathy is operating at superhero levels. Someone needs your emotional support, and you provide it so naturally they wonder if you’re psychic. Family dynamics shift in a positive direction. Your home becomes everyone’s favorite gathering place.

Career & Money: Trust your gut about that financial decision—your intuition about money is sharper than any spreadsheet. A project you’ve been protective of needs to be shared with the world. Your caring nature becomes your professional superpower.

Health & Wellness: Emotional eating isn’t the enemy if you’re eating emotionally healthy foods. Your mood directly affects your physical well-being this week, so prioritize joy. Water activities (swimming, long baths, even washing dishes mindfully) are therapeutic.

Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 29 Power Color: Pearl white Cosmic Advice: Protection and growth aren’t opposites—they’re dance partners.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Theme: “The Sun Always Rises (And So Do You)”

Birthday season loading… Your solar return is approaching, and the universe is rolling out the red carpet. Just remember, main character energy is great, but even Disney movies need a good supporting cast. Share the spotlight—it makes you shine brighter anyway.

Love & Relationships: Romance has a theatrical quality this week. Grand gestures work in your favor, but so does genuine appreciation for the small moments. Someone wants to celebrate you just for being you. Let them.

Career & Money: Your leadership skills are in high demand. A creative project gets the recognition it deserves. Your confidence inspires others to step up their game. Financial opportunities come through your network of admirers (and who doesn’t admire you?).

Health & Wellness: Your vitality is infectious. Others want whatever energy supplement you’re taking (it’s called self-love). Your back and heart need attention—they’ve been carrying everyone else’s burdens. Time for some royal self-care.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 19, 31 Power Color: Sunset gold Cosmic Advice: The spotlight finds you naturally—no need to chase it.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Theme: “Organized Chaos Theory”

Pluto’s been rearranging your subconscious like Marie Kondo on espresso. Those weird dreams aren’t random—they’re your psyche’s way of spring cleaning. That nagging feeling about organizing your life? Trust it. Start with your email inbox; we both know it’s a disaster.

Love & Relationships: Your attention to detail makes someone feel incredibly seen and valued. Service is your love language, but make sure it’s reciprocated. A health-conscious partnership (workout buddy, meal prep companion) could bloom into something more.

Career & Money: Your analytical skills solve a problem everyone else overlooked. Efficiency improvements you implement save time and money. Your reputation for thoroughness opens doors to bigger responsibilities and better compensation.

Health & Wellness: Your body is a temple, and you’re finally ready to treat it like one. Small, consistent changes compound into significant improvements. Your digestive system responds well to routine and quality ingredients.

Lucky Numbers: 6, 18, 27 Power Color: Crisp navy blue Cosmic Advice: Perfection is the enemy of progress, but progress is the friend of excellence.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Theme: “Diplomatic Immunity in the Court of Public Opinion”

Your social sector is getting a cosmic makeover, which means friend drama is incoming—but also friend magic. Someone from your past might slide into your DMs with either an apology or a business proposition. Possibly both. Your charm levels are at maximum capacity this week.

Love & Relationships: Balance is everything, but that doesn’t mean keeping score. Someone appreciates your ability to see all sides of a situation. Partnership energy is strong—collaborations flourish. Beauty and harmony surround your romantic connections.

Career & Money: Negotiations go in your favor because you make everyone feel heard. A creative partnership proves profitable. Your aesthetic sense is an asset—people pay for pretty, and you deliver gorgeous.

Health & Wellness: Your kidneys and skin reflect your internal balance. Hydration is key, and so is surrounding yourself with beauty. Your mental health improves when your environment is harmonious.

Lucky Numbers: 7, 21, 42 Power Color: Balanced rose Cosmic Advice: Sometimes peace is worth more than being right.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Theme: “Phoenix Rising (With Style)”

Career planets are conspiring in your favor, which sounds ominous but is actually fantastic. That project you thought was dead? Zombie resurrection incoming. Your ability to see through people’s BS is particularly sharp right now—use it wisely, not wickedly.

Love & Relationships: Intensity is your middle name, and someone finally matches your energy. Deep conversations happen in unexpected places. Secrets are revealed that bring you closer together. Your magnetic pull is stronger than usual.

Career & Money: Your investigative skills uncover opportunities others missed. A power play works in your favor. Hidden resources become available. Your ability to transform difficult situations into successes gets noticed by the right people.

Health & Wellness: Your reproductive system and elimination processes need attention. Detox activities (physical, emotional, digital) are beneficial. Your healing abilities—for yourself and others—are particularly strong.

Lucky Numbers: 8, 13, 30 Power Color: Deep burgundy Cosmic Advice: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and what makes you stronger is often what you thought killed you.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Theme: “Wanderlust Meets Wonder-Must”

Adventure is calling, but it might be disguised as a random YouTube rabbit hole that leads to life-changing revelations. Your philosophical mood is strong this week—prepare to solve world problems over coffee and then promptly forget the solutions. Write them down, genius.

Love & Relationships: Someone from a different background or culture catches your interest. Long-distance connections strengthen. Your optimism is contagious and attracts like-minded adventurers. Travel plans feature prominently in romantic scenarios.

Career & Money: International opportunities or connections with foreign markets prove beneficial. Your big-picture thinking impresses decision-makers. Teaching, publishing, or sharing your knowledge becomes profitable.

Health & Wellness: Your hips and thighs need attention—they’ve been carrying your wandering spirit. Outdoor activities and change of scenery boost your vitality. Your liver appreciates moderation (yes, even from your adventures).

Lucky Numbers: 9, 22, 36 Power Color: Adventurous turquoise Cosmic Advice: Not all who wander are lost—some are just taking the scenic route to success.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Theme: “CEO of Your Own Destiny”

Transformation planet Pluto is still redecorating your house of self, which explains why you’ve been feeling like a butterfly that’s forgotten how to use its wings. Financial partnerships look promising—someone wants to invest in your mountain-moving abilities.

Love & Relationships: Traditional approaches to love get modern upgrades. Someone appreciates your stability and ambition. Long-term planning becomes romantic when done together. Your dry humor is particularly attractive this week.

Career & Money: Authority positions open up or expand. Your reputation for reliability makes you everyone’s first choice for important projects. Investments in your education or skills pay dividends. Legacy-building activities accelerate.

Health & Wellness: Your bones and joints remind you that you’re not made of mountain rock (despite evidence to the contrary). Structural support—physical therapy, chiropractic care, or just a really good mattress—is beneficial.

Lucky Numbers: 10, 26, 37 Power Color: Executive charcoal Cosmic Advice: Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Theme: “Revolutionary Evolutionary”

Relationship revelations are dropping like plot twists in your favorite Netflix series. Whether romantic or platonic, someone’s about to show you a side of themselves that’s either delightfully surprising or “I need therapy” concerning. Innovation meets emotion this week.

Love & Relationships: Unconventional connections thrive. Online relationships move offline. Your friend group becomes more important to your happiness than you realized. Someone’s quirks that used to annoy you now seem endearing.

Career & Money: Technology and innovation are your allies. Group projects or crowd-sourcing efforts succeed beyond expectations. Your unique perspective on common problems attracts investors or supporters.

Health & Wellness: Your circulatory system and ankles need attention. Alternative healing methods prove more effective than traditional approaches. Your mental health benefits from community and shared experiences.

Lucky Numbers: 11, 24, 41 Power Color: Electric blue Cosmic Advice: Being different isn’t a bug—it’s your most valuable feature.

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Theme: “Intuitive Intelligence Activated”

Your intuition is basically a cosmic GPS right now—trust those random hunches. Health and routine get a celestial spotlight, which means your body might finally forgive you for that pizza-for-breakfast phase. Small improvements lead to big magic.

Love & Relationships: Psychic connections are strong—you know what they’re thinking before they do. Compassionate love heals old wounds. Someone needs your emotional wisdom. Water activities or waterfront locations feature in romantic moments.

Career & Money: Your creative abilities solve practical problems. Behind-the-scenes work gets recognition. Your healing presence—literal or metaphorical—becomes professionally valuable. Trust your hunches about investments.

Health & Wellness: Your feet and immune system need extra care. Your body responds well to gentle, flowing movements. Your sensitivity to environments is heightened—choose your spaces wisely.

Lucky Numbers: 12, 25, 38 Power Color: Mystical lavender Cosmic Advice: Your superpower is feeling everything—use it to navigate, not to drown.

Weekly Cosmic Forecast

Monday-Tuesday: Mercury’s communication magic is strongest. Send important messages, make those calls you’ve been avoiding, and trust your first instincts about people.

Wednesday-Thursday: Venus brings harmony to financial matters and relationships. Good days for negotiations, partnerships, and anything requiring charm.

Friday-Weekend: Mars energy builds toward next week. Start projects, initiate conversations, and take action on plans you’ve been developing.

Universal Themes This Week:

• Communication clarity (finally!)
• Financial opportunities through relationships
• Health improvements through small, consistent changes
• Creative solutions to practical problems
• Past connections resurface with new relevance

Cosmic Weather Alert: No major retrogrades this week (celebrate!), but eclipse energy from last month is still settling. Pay attention to themes from late June—they’re getting resolution now.

Remember: The stars suggest, you decide. Mercury retrograde doesn’t start until next month, so enjoy coherent communication while it lasts! And yes, you should probably check your horoscope app less often than your bank account, but here we are.